Walking on Water
A priest, an evangelist, and a minister were in a row boat in the middle of a pond fishing. None of them had caught anything all morning.
Then the evangelist stands up and says he needs to go to the bathroom so he climbs out of the boat and walks on the water to shore. He comes back ten minutes later the same way.
Then the minister decides he needs to go to the bathroom, too, so he climbs out of the boat and walks on the water to shore. He, too, comes back the same way ten minutes later.
The priest looks at both of them and decides that his faith is just as strong as his fishing buddies and that he can walk on water, too. He stands up and excuses himself. As he steps out, he makes a big splash down into the water.
The evangelist looks at the minister and says, “I suppose we should have told him where the rocks were.”
Long ago, in my High School days when I first started gaming on the PC. I came across this band that more or less sparked my first true interest in music. This song was probably one of the first songs that lit the flame to play the drums when I was younger. So with that being said I hope you all enjoy the song and the band, Pillar.
I know I have said this before but just in case some of you missed it here it is. My life is a little busy Dad is undergoing Chemotherapy for Prostate Cancer and my Mom has Dementia, Alzheimer, Parkinsons disease, and Dysphasia. My mom obviously takes more of my time then my dad but I manage to keep tabs on him during the course of the day as fatigue from the chemotherapy worsens with the day.
So my mom became ill this weekend the doctors in the ER added some more diagnosis to her already long list and she was admitted to the hospital. During her stay there the nurse taking care of her noticed she had difficulties with walking and transferring herself. The nurse immediately got an order of Physical therapy and Occupational therapy to do an evaluation. When I heard her say this I thought “This is the best Nurse EVER!!!” Today my mother went to a skilled nursing unit which I am thankful for. All this time my dad is fighting fatigue giving all that he could of himself for my mom. We got my mom settled into her room and I took my dad home because the fatigue was overwhelming at this point. I returned to the Skilled nursing unit and to my mom only to find my pastor sitting there talking to my mom. I smiled as I realized that even in the chaos of the day God was watching over my family. The three of us prayed and we all felt better.
I want to blog but I am just too busy to. So I found this and thought why not and having been a student myself I could see the humor in it and then I thought maybe other Christians students or previous students might be able to add to this. So go to our facebook page and add yours there.
If Students had Wrote the Bible
- Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
- The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning–cold.
- The Ten Commandments would actually be only five–double-spaced and written in a large font.
- New edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
- Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
- Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
- Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
- Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
Latest piece from Kyle Hanagami and crew…enjoy.
11 So encourage each other and build each other up, just as you are already doing. 1Thessalonians 5:11 (NLT)
Are you a Halo fan?
Are you an RTS fan?
Well well well, then Halo Wars 2 is the game for you! It’s been quite a few years since we got Halo Wars, which was kind of a really new twist for halo fans. Hopefully this will be a good start for 343 industries to revive Halo during it’s Halo 3 and Reach days.