Weekly Dose of Humor

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

Listen a job is a job, we all need to find away to put bread on the table don’t we? To make a long story short I’m a telemarketer that’s my job and that’s what I do. It’s not a job everyone appreciates, but it’s a job I enjoy and am proud of. The other day I called a house and a real nice lady answered the phone, she was really helpful and friendly, she was … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he said ” and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you to each make sure the money gets in the coffin.” It was a few days after the funeral when … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

One day I was walking across a bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I immediately shouted to him, “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why not?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well… are you religious or not?” “I am!” “Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?” “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist.” “Wow! Me too! … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

Two Jewish mothers are talking and one says, “I have some unsavory news. I sent my son to Israel to become a more faithful Jew, but he became Christian!” The other mother replies, “Funny story! I sent my son there for the same reason, and he became a Christian as well!” The two women, worried about their sons, went to their Rabbi for advice. When they tell him about the situation he says, “Funny story! Ten … Read More

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