Weekly Dose of Humor

Adam and Eve’s Religion Teacher: “Who were the first human beings?” Christian Student: “Adam and Eve.” Teacher: “And what religion was this Adam and Eve?” Student: “Communist, of course.” Teacher: “And how do you know that they were Communist?” Student: “Easy, they had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear, and only one apple between them, yet they still called it paradise!”  

Weekly Dose of Humor

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well,” the man said, “once I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked over his bike, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. ‘Now leave her alone!’ I yelled.”” St. … Read More

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