Weekly Dose of Humor

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?” The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, “I’m NOT a dumb … Read More

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

Farmers Fred and Luke were fishing on the side of the road. They made a sign saying “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!,” and showed it to each passing car. One driver that passed didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted, “Leave us alone you religious nuts!” All of a sudden they heard a big splash. Fred grinned at Luke. “Do you think we should just put up a sign that … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

Two Jewish mothers are talking and one says, “I have some unsavory news. I sent my son to Israel to become a more faithful Jew, but he became Christian!” The other mother replies, “Funny story! I sent my son there for the same reason, and he became a Christian as well!” The two women, worried about their sons, went to their Rabbi for advice. When they tell him about the situation he says, “Funny story! Ten … Read More

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