Cergie’s Groaners ( That I Really Like)

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means. It’s not the end of the world.


If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?


I’m reading a book about anti-gravity……. It’s impossible to put down!


What’s Forrest Gump’s password?



What do you call a fish with no eyes?



Why don’t blind people skydive?

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery


A friend went to the doctor and was given 2 months to live.
So he shot the doctor.
The judge gave him 30 years.