So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means. It’s not the end of the world.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity……. It’s impossible to put down!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
Why don’t blind people skydive?
…
Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
A friend went to the doctor and was given 2 months to live.
So he shot the doctor.
The judge gave him 30 years.
