Weekly Dose of Humor

A Nobel prize winner, an old Pastor and a boy scout was flying across the Atlantic when the pilot came bursting through the door and anounced: “We’ve lost both engines, and there are only three parachutes on the plane. I only received my pilot’s licence last month and I still have to serve a lot of people; I simply have to live.” With that he grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The Nobel prize winner said: “Just last week I received the prize for being the smartest man on earth. I have a lot of work to do for mankind, sorry, I also have to live.” He grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The pastor turned to the boy and said; “Son, I have lived a long life; I have put my faith in what Jesus has done for me and I know for certain that when I die I will go to heaven. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. You take the last parachute and jump.”

“Not to worry sir,” the boy replied, “there’s still two chutes left; the smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack.”