Revival

After the revival had concluded, three pastors were discussing the results with  one another. The Methodist minister said, “The revival worked out great for us! We gained four new families.” The Baptist preacher said, “We did better that that! We gained six new families.” The Presbyterian pastor said, “Well, we did even better that that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!”

Ha Ha

The Shipwreck Survivor One balmy day in the South Pacific, a navy ship espied smoke coming from one of three huts on an uncharted island. Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, “I’m so glad you’re here! I’ve been alone on this island for more than five years!” The captain replied, “If you’re all alone on the island why do I see THREE huts.” The survivor said, “Oh. We’ll, … Read More

The Speed Limit

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as … Read More

Who’s got beef?

So a man was walking down the street looking for a place to stop and get a drink. He finds this bar and decides this place should be good. He walks in and takes a seat at the center of the bar and tells the bartender that he wants a drink. As he takes a look around he notices that there’s different assortments of meat nailed to the ceiling. He asked the bartender “Hey.. what’s with … Read More

Horsing Around

Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a day of training. One says to the other “I can’t understand why we are so slow, we come from good stock, we have the best of food, great trainers, and yet we come last in every race.” There was a dog running alongside of them who overheard and said “I know what your problem is. I have seen you race and it looks to me as … Read More

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