Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas,” little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. “It’s the best present I ever got.” “That’s great,” said his uncle. “Do you know how to play it?” “Oh, I don’t play it,” the little fellow said. “My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five … Read More
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don’t you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? A: Because he was out-standing in his field. Q:What does a turkey come from? A: A poul-tree. Q: What do you call a turkey on the run? A: Fast food. Q: What did the turkey say to the bird hunter on Thanksgiving Day? A: Quack, quack. Q: Which side of the turkey has more feathers? A: The outside. Q: Why did the turkey get arrested? A: The … Read More