Weekly Dose of Humor

Here are a few Thanksgiving related jokes for Today: Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A. Scholar ships. Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I’m stuffed! Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? A: Because they never learned good table manners! Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play. Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a – ‘Thanks for flying XYZ airline’. An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment. However, it seemed … Read More

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Weekly Dose of Humor

During KP duty, my sergeant ordered me to prepare 100 gallons of soup for that night’s dinner. When I told him I had no clue how to make soup, he handed me a cookbook and instructed, “Follow the directions carefully.” Not long after, I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came in, grabbed a spoon, and took a taste. “This is really good,” he said. “Are you sure you followed the recipe?”

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Weekly Dose of Humor

One of our interns asked another if she was planning to sign up for the company’s 401(k). “I’m considering it,” replied the second intern. Later, the first intern approached me looking concerned. “I did the math,” she said, “and 401K is almost 250 miles. She’ll never make it!”

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