Jokes

There was a scientist who was studying frogs. The scientist told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped, and he jumped 4 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 4 feet jumps 4 feet. The scientist then cut of one leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 3 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 3 feet jumps 3 feet. The … Read More

One reason the Armed Services have trouble operating jointly is that they have very different meanings for the same terms; The Joint Chiefs once told the Navy to “secure a building,” to which they responded by turning off the lights and locking the doors. The Joint Chiefs then instructed Army personnel to “secure the building,” and they occupied the building so no one could enter. Upon receiving the exact same order, the Marines assaulted the building, … Read More

A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard, So she dyed her hair and set out to prove them wrong while “undercover” She came across a huge heard of sheep and saw their shepherd. “Hey! If I can correctly count all your sheep, can I have one?” she asked, eyeing a chance to prove blondes could at least do basic math. The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”. The blonde set about … Read More