Weekly Dose of Humor

Adam and Eve’s Religion

Teacher: “Who were the first human beings?”

Christian Student: “Adam and Eve.”

Teacher: “And what religion was this Adam and Eve?”

Student: “Communist, of course.”

Teacher: “And how do you know that they were Communist?”

Student: “Easy, they had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear, and only one apple between them, yet they still called it paradise!”