A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard,
So she dyed her hair and set out to prove them wrong while “undercover”
She came across a huge heard of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hey! If I can correctly count all your sheep, can I have one?” she asked, eyeing a chance to prove blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.
The blonde set about counting and came back a little later.
“I’ll be… that’s right!”
Proudly, the blonde took her prize and began to walk away. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”