Here are a few Thanksgiving related jokes for Today:
Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A. Scholar ships.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play.
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your nose.