Weekly Dose of Humor

Just got attacked by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

What did they give the guy that invented the door knocker? A No-bell prize.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s apparent.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Philoppe.

Me: Hey want to hear a ghost’s joke?

Them: Yeah, sure.

Me: That’s the spirit.