Just got attacked by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.
What did they give the guy that invented the door knocker? A No-bell prize.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s apparent.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Philoppe.
Me: Hey want to hear a ghost’s joke?
Them: Yeah, sure.
Me: That’s the spirit.