Another Weekly Dose of Humor

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Another Weekly Dose of Humor

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. “Really bad,” said the second bee, “the weather has been really wet and damp and there aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any honey “No problem,” said the first bee, “Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. There’s a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

A new father is sitting down with his father for a drink. His dad tells him, “Now that you’re a father yourself it’s time I give you something.” He replies, “Dad, you’re not talking about-.” His father interrupts, “Yes. It’s time.” With this he hands him a copy of ‘1000 Dad Jokes, 6th Edition’ to his son. He says with a tear in his eye, “Dad, I’m honored.” “Hi honored,” his father replies, “I’m dad.”

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