Weekly Dose of Humor

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office … Read More

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy. TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did … Read More

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings which happened to be on display. “I have good news and bad news,” the gallery owner replied. ” The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.” “What did you say?” questioned the artist. “When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.” … Read More

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