Weekly Dose of Humor

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

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Past, Present, and Future

2 Grace and peace to you from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. 2 Thessalonians 2 (NIV) As I have mentioned before I read the bible daily and often find something of interest to blog about. I start in Genesis and finish in Revelation I use to skip around but when blogging about the bible and all the wisdom contained therein I just start reading the bible from beginning to end and then start all … Read More

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Another weekly Dose of Humor

A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard, So she dyed her hair and set out to prove them wrong while “undercover” She came across a huge heard of sheep and saw their shepherd. “Hey! If I can correctly count all your sheep, can I have one?” she asked, eyeing a chance to prove blondes could at least do basic math. The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”. The blonde set about … Read More

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