Weekly Dose of Humor

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit the hotel bar. Upon arriving to the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed “Wow these mugs are big!” … Read More

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!!!” snapped the officer. “…or I’m going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to say….” “And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you’re going to jail!” A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, “Lucky … Read More

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, “Mommy, my stomach hurts.” Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty, you have to put something into it!” Later that day when the Evangelist and her husband were over for dinner. The Evangelist began to feel bad. Holding her head she said, “I have such a terrible headache!” The little girl looked up at her giving her the sweetest smile that … Read More

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