In heaven there were two lines. One said “Men who were bossed by their wives,” and the other one said,”Men who weren’t bossed by their wives”. There was a big line for the first one, but then the man who was checking peoples name in the book of life saw one man in the other line. So he told the guys to wait. He asked the man why he was in that line. The man replied,”My … Read More
How many newsgroup members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 18 to flame the spell checkers. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term … Read More
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. “A penny for your thoughts,” she said. “It’s amazing!” he replied. “I just can’t see how anybody can … Read More
