One reason the Armed Services have trouble operating jointly is that they have very different meanings for the same terms; The Joint Chiefs once told the Navy to “secure a building,” to which they responded by turning off the lights and locking the doors. The Joint Chiefs then instructed Army personnel to “secure the building,” and they occupied the building so no one could enter. Upon receiving the exact same order, the Marines assaulted the building, … Read More

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

2 Grace and peace to you from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. 2 Thessalonians 2 (NIV) As I have mentioned before I read the bible daily and often find something of interest to blog about. I start in Genesis and finish in Revelation I use to skip around but when blogging about the bible and all the wisdom contained therein I just start reading the bible from beginning to end and then start all … Read More