Another Weekly Dose of Humor

One reason the Armed Services have trouble operating jointly is that they have very different meanings for the same terms; The Joint Chiefs once told the Navy to “secure a building,” to which they responded by turning off the lights and locking the doors. The Joint Chiefs then instructed Army personnel to “secure the building,” and they occupied the building so no one could enter. Upon receiving the exact same order, the Marines assaulted the building, … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

Another weekly Dose of Humor

A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard, So she dyed her hair and set out to prove them wrong while “undercover” She came across a huge heard of sheep and saw their shepherd. “Hey! If I can correctly count all your sheep, can I have one?” she asked, eyeing a chance to prove blondes could at least do basic math. The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”. The blonde set about … Read More

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