Weekly Dose of Humor

Just got attacked by 6 dwarves. Not Happy. What did they give the guy that invented the door knocker? A No-bell prize. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s apparent. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Philoppe. Me: Hey want to hear a ghost’s joke? Them: Yeah, sure. Me: That’s the spirit.

A Weekly Dose of Humor

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able … Read More

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

There was this man that had a dog. He came home one day, and his dog was belly up with its legs sticking in the air. He wasn’t sure if it was dead or not, so he took it to the vet. He told the vet of his problem, and the vet said that there was a sure-fire way to see if the dog is indeed dead. He left the room and returned with a cat. … Read More

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