Another Weekly Dose of Humor

The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the Communist leader met and started discussing the dreams they had. The President of the U.S. said: “I dreamed that I was made President of the World.” The Prime Minister of England announced: “I dreamed I was made Prime Minister of the World.” The Communist leader cried: “That’s funny. I have no recollection of appointing either of you!”

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, “How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck.” But he pays it anyways. The plumber tells him, “Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make … Read More

Another Weekly Dose of Humor

Disclaimer: I thought this was funny but some might find this offensive. My apologies in advance to those that find this offensive but its still funny. Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life was, of course “perfect.” One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone … Read More

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