Another Weekly Dose of Humor

How many newsgroup members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 18 to flame the spell checkers. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term … Read More

Another Dose of Weekly Humor

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. “A penny for your thoughts,” she said. “It’s amazing!” he replied. “I just can’t see how anybody can … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

Q. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song? A. “Fleece Navidad”! Q: What are the best books to read during the holidays? A: The Lord of the Five Golden Rings, No Country for Old Menorahs, For Whom the Jingle Bells Tolls, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Santas, Frankincense and Sensibility Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart? A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it … Read More

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