You HAVE to watch all of this…it’s so funny.
Just got attacked by 6 dwarves. Not Happy. What did they give the guy that invented the door knocker? A No-bell prize. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s apparent. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Philoppe. Me: Hey want to hear a ghost’s joke? Them: Yeah, sure. Me: That’s the spirit.
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able … Read More