Weekly Dose of Humor

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”

Weekly Dose of Humor

Here are a few Thanksgiving related jokes for Today: Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A. Scholar ships. Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I’m stuffed! Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? A: Because they never learned good table manners! Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play. Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your … Read More

Weekly Dose of Humor

The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a – ‘Thanks for flying XYZ airline’. An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment. However, it seemed … Read More

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