How bout them apples?

Children were all lined up at lunch waiting patiently in line to get their food. Apparently someone stuck a note on the tray of apples that read “Take 1, God is watching!” A  little boy notices this sign and takes just one apple. At the end of the lunch line the boy looks at the cookie tray, his eyes widen with an idea. He grabs a piece of paper and creates a sign to put by … Read More

1 of 7?

Sorry everyone, I got caught up in school work and class then I wasn’t on due to the hurricane that we got here in Florida! So here is our joke! “This morning on the way to work I wasn’t really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights. The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf. He said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well, which … Read More

What’d I do?!

Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you … Read More

The Family Tree

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom … Read More

Cowboy Joe

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. “I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued. “The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him. “Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on. … Read More

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