Just one Question

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the … Read More

Squeaky Clean

So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”

How bout them apples?

Children were all lined up at lunch waiting patiently in line to get their food. Apparently someone stuck a note on the tray of apples that read “Take 1, God is watching!” A  little boy notices this sign and takes just one apple. At the end of the lunch line the boy looks at the cookie tray, his eyes widen with an idea. He grabs a piece of paper and creates a sign to put by … Read More

1 of 7?

Sorry everyone, I got caught up in school work and class then I wasn’t on due to the hurricane that we got here in Florida! So here is our joke! “This morning on the way to work I wasn’t really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights. The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf. He said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well, which … Read More

What’d I do?!

Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you … Read More

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